Jun 9th at 5PM
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Apr 2nd at 10PM
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4.) Hailey the moose once did a Viagra commercial from in the forest.
Sep 15th at 4PM
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3.) Hailey’s moose penis can fully retract up into her body.
Sep 15th at 9AM
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Yes, like Dwight Schrute.
2.) Katara was given a vial of hailey’s moose semen at the end of Seige of the North pt. 2.
Sep 15th at 9AM
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Katara almost used it on Zuko, but ended up using it to save Aang’s life.
1.) Hailey’s moose sperm has speical healing properties.
Sep 15th at 9AM
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Sep 7th at 6PM
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(Source: haileygif)
So I got these ‘presents’ from Alex today.
Alex told me this is a vial of his blood that does not have AIDS.
This wonderful party hat.
Which came in this box.
I also got this thing which I wore to Dennys today.
Also some African corn.
A gauze pad with directions.
Aaron Carter magnet from Las Vegas. I think this might be the thing to have AIDS.
A slightly burned envelope.
I forgot what this is called.
An envelope with my name on it.
It had Courage Hailey.
Dinosaur Hailey.
Hailey meme.
More dinosaur Hailey.
Hailey meme again.
All of these wonderful items came in this spray-painted and burned bag.
Aug 27th at 12AM
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Sometimes when I’m bored I watch this video on repeat.
